literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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dogfang:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve just realized I’m a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative, and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.”

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

image

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Mississauga; 9:30pm

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Dylan O’Brien dancing in Panel NerdHQ.

Tags: so precious
bapeonion:

You may take my Xbox but you’ll never take my BANKAI.

bapeonion:

You may take my Xbox but you’ll never take my BANKAI.

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thegestianpoet:


Lee Pace slept next to camping out Comic Con goers. (x)

no but imagine you’re just napping and you roll over and lee pace is there looking like a dirtbag frat boy 

thegestianpoet:

Lee Pace slept next to camping out Comic Con goers. (x)

no but imagine you’re just napping and you roll over and lee pace is there looking like a dirtbag frat boy 

Reblogged from GRΔND MΔGE SORROWS
Tags: so perfect

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

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vuelie:

wearing a blanket around the house like

image

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dulect:

"Describe your style" 

anything on sale

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fucksubtle:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Reformation 2: The Aliening

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